A superstar who is down to earth and has touched the clouds with his hard work. Larger than life Rajinikanth is not just a loved actor but a source of inspiration to millions. Worked under hardships and has always showered his simplicity and politeness with his peace white shirt and Lungi. Thaliva has established himself as a synonym for stylish onset mannerism, charismatic personality.
As the Boss turns 65 today, here are few jokes of his which made the world laugh up to the glory.
- Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is!
- When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
- When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match.
- There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control.
- When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death.
- If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini’s follower.
- Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories.
- Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.
- Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
- Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
- Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
- Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match.
- People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help.
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
- Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in.
- Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajinikanth.
- Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi.
- Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo.
- There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him.
- Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth’s shooting practice.
- Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted.
- Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet.
- Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon.
- When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
- Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
- Gmail’s email address [email protected].
- Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth.
- Rajinikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
- Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
- When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth.
- Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
- Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball.
- Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket.
- Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
- Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
- Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times.
- Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth
- lives here.
- Rajinikanth can drown a fish
- Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few
- seconds and people don’t watch a few
seconds movie. - Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano.
- Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
- Once death has “Near Rajinikanth experience”.
- Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
- When Rajinikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajini Inside”.
- Its only when Rajinikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted.
- Rajinikanth can make fire using two ice cubes.
- Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
- Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajinikanth”.
- Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum.
- Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator.
- Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover.
- Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane.
- Rajinikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered.
- Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth.
- Rajinikanth can smell the sound.
- Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer.
- Actually Rajinikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet.
- Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass !
- Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water.
- Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze.
If you don’t know Rajinikanth then nobody can save you.
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These spoof videos on Rajini will make you ROFL!!
